Rehearsal Prep

Professor Hafner announces plans for the next BCB rehearsal:

1. There will be an appearance of the much-feared Metronome from Hell.

3. Those who smash notes in rehearsal will be thrashed with old saxophone reeds or squirted with used valve oil.

"Hornus Non-Practicus Squawkus" (Apocryphal Latin Text found in a catacomb full of the remains of musicians who didn't practice)